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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Mexicans play Uno? They always steal the green cards."
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"My friend thinks he so smart. He says onions are the only food that makes you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face"
"An Irishman, An Englishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender says ""Is this some kind of joke?"""
"""Where's my money?"" - a loan shark ""Where are my friends? - alone shark"
"If you give a mouse a cookie.. If you give a mouse a cookie.. Why are you giving a mouse any food? That's unsanitary."
"Ea vs Christiano Ronald Whats the difference bewteen Ea and Christiano Ronaldo. Ronaldo is Faster"
"Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal? Because they're crossing the Finnish line."
"A Male teacher is asked why he enjoys working with kids He said ""i see myself in them"" Edit: He is a pedophile but no one knows it"
"I got a little ass last night!... My finger went through the toilet paper!"
"Recent studies have shown that several species of shrimp have randomly died while migrating to other seas or oceans I guess they were accident prawn"