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Joke of the Day
"Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal? Because they're crossing the Finnish line."
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"Why does Godzilla go to temple? because he's a kaiju"
"What kind of food can you color with? A cranberry! ~ Esher (my Grandson) age 5"
"How'd you come up with the idea? Inventor of pac man: I took a bunch of pills one night and ate a ghost. I thought ""now here's something"""
"How do you stop Caitlyn Jenner from jumping on your bed Staple his ballbag to the ceiling. LOL"
"i stand up too fast fromthe toilet and some warm pee lands on my phone activiting the touch screen & texts the word 'autumn' to my aunt"
"What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common? They both love cracking open a cold one!"
"What did one sunbathing pig say to another? I'm bacon."
"When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games? The Wii hours of the morning."
"If the cat's got your tongue, it's your fault. What did you expect, making out with a cat?"