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Joke of the Day
"Never trust an atom... They make up everything."
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"Just broke my very own personal record of most consecutive days without dying."
"How does a female deer get revenge on her cheating husband? She goes into town and blows a few bucks!"
"You know its my phone if it looks like someone fingerpainted the touch screen in donut glaze."
"Sometimes I like to use big words... So people will think I am more photosynthesis"
"""Could you eat scrambled eggs even if you had no saliva?"" and other things my wife did not want to talk about at brunch"
"A star walks into a black hole... ... but it doesn't seem phazed. The black hole turns to the star and says, ""Sir, I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation."""
"I'm no blood spatter expert, but by the look of this bathroom floor, you're pulling your tampons out way too fast."
"Why aren't anal sex jokes funny? Because they tend to be inside jokes."
"Feminism Joke Man: So what do you want? Feminist: I want equal rights and liberties as men. Man: I couldn't agree with you more... because if I did, you would have a problem with that."