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Joke of the Day
"What did the little black boy get for Christmas? My bike"
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"Thinking about having kids? Buy a plant. If you can keep it alive for 18 years, hopefully you're too old to have kids by then."
"Christmas song for people with synesthesia: do you see what I heeeaarrr"
"Chuck Norris farted once. He did it in the Sahara forest."
"Give me a break, ouija board. I don't need to know who was killed in this house. Just tell me how the murderer got away with it."
"My father always taught me that in adultery there are no winners but participation is more important than winning"
"Here lies IcarusIsNotLonely, upon his gravestone lie his last words: ""Oh fuck, a car!"""
"What kind of bees make milk, not honey? Boo(bees)"
"God's first concept for a long-necked quadriped was just a rough giraffe."
"Facebook game requests are the Jehovah's Witnesses of the Internet"