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Joke of the Day
"What were Luke Skywalker's favourite model cars to play with as a kid? Toyodas"
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"If Trump is so bad why does he visit a homeless shelter every day? [someone whispers in my ear] I am now being told it's to taunt them"
"The best part of having a banana instead of a cell phone is no one on this plane can actually make me turn it off or stop talking into it."
"You have to remember to be sensitive with jokes about the events in Paris. One mean joke and the reaction could be Explosive"
"Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper, insisting that that actually is ""his"" way."
"Pickup line: ""Hey girl, is your dad in jail?"" Because if I were him, I would be."
"Me: Cleaning up is a superpower. Don't you want to be a superhero? 5-year-old: I'll just be a bad guy."
"The year is 2016. Dads go out for a vape pen refill and never come back."
"My daughter asked me to help her with her math homework so I had to sit her down and explain that breast implants are way easier than math."
"Yo mama is so fat NASA wants to add her to the solar system"