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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the Italian Chef with terminal cancer? He pastaway."
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"What do you call a British nanny with an MDMA addiction? Molly Poppins."
"Two Muffins Two muffins are being put into an oven. The one muffin turns to the other muffin and says, ""Hey is it getting hot in here?"" The other muffins says, ""Holy shit a talking muffin!"""
"My pup has now chewed up 4 welcome mats and I'm beginning to think she's more antisocial than I am."
"What is Donald Trump's favorite river? Denial."
"[Couples therapy] WIFE: I hate the way he pronounces ""food"" like ""feud"". THERAPIST: And you, sir? ME: She's always in a bad mude."
"What has two wings and an arrow? A Chinese telephone"
"Why didn't Hitler go to strip clubs? Because he didn't like poles."
"Duct tape is like the Force It has a light side, a dark side and it holds the universe together."
"What did the terrorist's ghost say? BOOM!"