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Joke of the Day
"An unsharpened pencil... ...is pointless."
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"The table salt tore a ligament. It was an ACL."
"Adult joke My friend said the way he would want to die by blowjob, i told him it would be a quick death."
"If I ever want to hide something from my husband I'd put it in the dishwasher- he'd never look in there"
"Tanning Blondes Two blondes walk into a tanning salon. The receptionist asks Are you two sisters? They laughed and replied, No we're not even Catholic."
"What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner? Turkey."
"What came first the chicken or the egg? The rooster."
"There is a new app. that tells you how smarter your dog is. Here's how it works :- If you bought the app. your dog is smarter than you."
"""ice, ice, baby. ice, ice, bab--no ice-- no thats definitly a babey"" - man who has a job sorting babys and ice at the ice & baby factorey"
"My momma always said life is like a load of laundry. Sometimes you gotta separate the colors from the whites."