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Joke of the Day

"""daddy where do babies come from"" ""we just don't know, sweetie...*peers through blinds, the sky is dark with babies* ""...we just don't know"""

"Why are the_donald users not cucks? First of all you'd need a girlfriend to begin with."

"I wonder if those Gmail password hackers know how much my dog hates having to learn a new name."

"What's the difference between CNN and Al Jazeera? CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al Jazeera shows them landing."

"What do you call a Thu'um that makes a dragon orgasm? A Cu'um."

"What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything."

"Knock Knock... Knock Knock. Who's there? Statue. Statue who? STATUE KNOCKIN' ON MY DOOR? Thank you."

"Hey girl, are you Liam Neeson's daughter? Because if so nvm"

"Did you hear about the ancient bisexual motorcycle gang made up of Norse monarchs? They're called the bi-kings"

"What deal did the undead entrepreneurial cattle farmer advertise? Shit for Brains"