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Joke of the Day
"Who's your friend?"
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"What do you call that piece of flesh around the clitoris? The woman."
"What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? It was an udder disaster. ^(I'll show myself out)"
"I just found out how babies are made. Gross!"
"You can tell a lot about a person.. by not keeping their secrets."
"I went to the library and asked for a book on rohypnol. That's the last thing I remember."
"Two cannibals were eating a clown.... One turns to the other and asks, ""Hey, does this taste funny to you?"""
"11:30 - Sit on toilet, open Twitter. 11:54 - Try to stand, fall to floor with numb legs. 11:55 - Get comfortable on floor, open Twitter."
"I wish I were Mary from the Bible She gives birth to a child and her parents still believe she's a virgin"
"Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? She moans with the other."