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Joke of the Day
"How do you fix a woman's watch? - It doesn't matter. There is a clock on the oven."
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"I think I'll tell my kids that the Titanic sunk because Jack and Rose had sex before marriage."
"how do you know when you are in love? When she taps you on the ass and says ""Its in *Love*"" **Taxi**"
"What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? ""Aye matey!"""
"Today I went down on my girlfriend Period."
"He told me I was too pretty not to smile. So I flipped him off, tackled him and shoved my middle finger up his nose. Now I'm smiling."
"What is the difference between a pub and an elephant fart? One is a bar room, and one is a Barooooooooooooom!"
"Me: my doctor says if I get annoyed I could die You: so you can't watch that YouTube link? Me: I'm saying it's dangerous to even send them"
"What do you call a muslim on a plane? A passenger."
"Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend? Because all the girls know he just wants to smash"