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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives"
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"""Of course you're the prettiest girl here, you just need to talk louder"" - alcohol"
"How do mexicans cut their pizza? With Little Cesars"
"Anyone know how to fix a guardian angel, I think mine is broken."
"Maybe we should put Obama on the $20 bill Then we would finally get the change he promised."
"How do you chip thin ice off a window? You bust a rime."
"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? They can't. The only thing they can screw is your mind."
"I named my penis the truth - Because women can't handle it."
"How many male chauvinists does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, let the wenches do the dishes in the dark."
"Wife: Why the hell did you buy a buffalo? Me: I'd rather have a buffalo and not need it than need a buffalo and not have it."