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Joke of the Day

"Why did did the convicts escape? Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2."

"Played Monopoly with a kid & argued that I CAN buy the jail.. Teaching him a valuable lesson about the privitisation of the prison system."

"A wife can enjoy anything, until it's not my salary."

"Always remember that you're someone's reason to smile.. Because you are a joke."

"the greatest joke of all time. my life"

"What do you call a gay anemic? homo-goblin"

"What was the first thing the emcee said at the pornography convention? Thank you all for coming!"

"Why you should definitely visit the Grand Canyon... Well... it's just plain *gorge*-ous"

"My girlfriend says she's going to leave me because I have a gambling problem But I think she's bluffing."

"Do you like dragons? Because I'ma be dragon my balls across your forehead."