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Joke of the Day

"""I have a dream that my children will live in a nation... not judged by the color of their skin, but by their follower count on Twitter."""

"Why can't men get mad cow disease? Because they're all pigs."

"Fantastic Four (2015) currently has a rating of 4.0 on IMDB"

"I don't see why everybody wants a white iPhone... Everyone knows the black ones run faster!"

"How many times can your grandmother orgasm per hour? I'll let you guess first before I tell you..."

"A priest, a mathematician, and a corporation walk into a bar and order drinks. The bartender gives them two drinks and moves on to the next group of customers."

"What's a Southeastern Asian business professional's favorite food? Tie food"

"Why can't cats survive on Mars, even with spacesuits? Because Curiosity will kill them."

"""Paper or pl.."" ..astic! OMG we finish each other's sentences! You complete mmmm... ""I'm not saying 'me'"" ME! OMG we did it again! ""..."""

"Why do the Scottish wear kilts? Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away"