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Joke of the Day

"What happens when you tell a sexist joke to a feminist mod? [Removed]"

"A squirrel walks into a bar high on shrooms.... ...He looks at everybody and shouts: ""YOU'RE ALL FUCKING NUTS!"""

"Did you hear about the bloke who tried to kiss his girlfriend in the fog and mist."

"What is the difference between a Lannister and a Greek? A Greek never pays his debts."

"If you get a boner at a funeral is it still called mourning wood?"

"Why does the police officer get up early in the morning? To beat the crowds."

"If Hitler wanted to keep the Jews out of Germany He should have just charged admission"

"What did Iocaste say to Oedipus when he dropped his plate? ""You dumb motherfucker!"""

"Why was Mussolini never invited to parties? He was always fascistly late."

"How can a girl make you a millionnaire? If you're already a billionnaire."