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Joke of the Day
"Toilet humor Why was the toilet scared? Because shit was about to go down!"
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"""I'm gonna make you so happy, baby. And then I'm gonna make you real sad."" - gas station nachos"
"Excercise adds years to your life... ... for example, I went jogging for 3 miles this morning, and I already feel like I am 65!"
"DRUG DEALER: what'll it be man ME: *wearing a wire* some drugs please [at the surveillance van] DEA AGENT: did he just say some drugs"
"What do you call two black people bargaining on terms? A Negrotiation"
"Lion King Today, someone told me Mufasa died 22 years ago. I replied, ""I guess he needs to Mufasa next time so he doesn't die."""
"Halloween is the second woman's day in the year You can see slutty drunk witches everywhere after dark."
"I remember a time when my dad used to roll me down the hill in his old tires... ...Those were good years."
"Commonwealth Games: Building unrealistic goals and dreams for British athletes going to the olympics since 1930."
"Doctor Doctor I keep seeing double. Please sit on the couch. Which one!"