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Joke of the Day
"What do pygmy cannibals eat for breakfast? Weedie Bix!!"
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"Sex without love is like ice cream without sprinkles... still pretty fcuking awesome."
"Difference between a prostitute and a slut The prostitute sleeps with everybody. The slut sleeps with everybody except me."
"What did the unicyclist say to the bicyclist? I'm bi curious."
"What do you call a guy who has sex with bums? A hobosexual."
"What's the similarity between a marriage and a tornado? At the start there's lots of sucking and blowing but in the end you lose your house."
"I ordered a meal from the International Space Station. My sides are in orbit."
"""Naked ladies!!"" - art"
"If there is one thing sure to turn Reddit against you... It's defiantly clickbait."
"If your feet smell and your nose runs... ...you're probably built upside-down."