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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between someone falling from 21st floor and 1st floor? 21st floor person goes: AHHHHHHHHHH *thump* 1st floor goes: *thump* AHHHHHHHHHH"

"Why do cows wear bells? Their horns don't work."

"""How old are you?"" Things you say to your third child."

"They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck."

"You know what I hate? People that start their statements with rhetorical questions."

"What colour T-shirt would win a race? Red, because it runs the most."

"If you have allowed suicide to ruin your life... you probably did it wrong."

"My friend that only dates Asian girls just started dating his ex-girlfriend again And I don't know if I should tell him."

"The longest Joke is worth the read http://longestjokeintheworld.com/"

"Why doesn't Barbie have any kids? Because Ken came in another box."