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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between someone falling from 21st floor and 1st floor? 21st floor person goes: AHHHHHHHHHH *thump* 1st floor goes: *thump* AHHHHHHHHHH"

"What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite? A Baboom!"

"I'll be serving Eggs Benedict on hubcaps for Christmas breakfast. Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise."

"I met a girl last night at a bar... She said she wanted the night to be magical... So i fucked her and disappeared."

"You all need to stop worrying about Trump becoming the next president... There's no way he's moving into a smaller house in a black neighborhood!"

"Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping? Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!"

"I tell people to have a great weekend at noon on Mondays hoping they won't talk to me for the rest of the week."

"Whats the difference between Eminem & Slim Shaddy Eminem would fuck you and Slim Shady would fuck you and your mom"

"Build a man a fire, he is warm for a day. Light a man on fire, he is warm for the rest of his life."

"If a party with all dudes is called a ""sausage fest"", I request that we start calling all girl parties ""taco time""."