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Joke of the Day

"My friend that only dates Asian girls just started dating his ex-girlfriend again And I don't know if I should tell him."

"What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quicksand? Quatro cinqo."

"*Holds an old lady's hand as I help her across the street* don't worry ma'am i'm sure the doctors can sew it back on"

"Why did the goal post get angry ? Because the bar was rattled !"

"Well your honor, I thought handing her the curling iron while she was showering would get her ready faster."

"New rule: Confederate States don't get to pick who sings ""God Bless America"". We'll fly someone in from up north."

"Can you believe that my neighbor knocked at my door at 2AM!? Luckily, I was up playing my drums."

"What do you call a nazi gardeners foot pain? A facist planter's Plantar Fasciitis."

"""LSD Makes Users Lose Weight"" That makes sense. It's kinda hard to get to the fridge when there's a dragon guarding it."

"Can we talk about your pleated, cuffed corduroys, or are we just going to let it happen?"