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Joke of the Day

"My friend that only dates Asian girls just started dating his ex-girlfriend again And I don't know if I should tell him."

"My fiance is a med student and was talking to me about her geriatrics class... ... and my first thought was ""This is getting old real fast."""

"How do you get a clown off of its unicycle? Hit it in the face with a pickaxe."

"I hate it when all of North America tells me I exaggerate"

"I am black and my son stole my wallet. I don't know If I'm proud or mad."

"At a First Date Conversation At a first date: He: ""I work with animals every day!"" She: ""Oh how sweet! What is it that you do?"" He: ""I'm a butcher."""

"I hate it when I go to the supermarket and the employees there comment on my groceries. Always with the ""Hey, sir, you have to pay for those!"" Every damn time."

"Dear Crush, If your ""shower brb"" was intended to make me imagine you naked.. Mission accomplished!"""

"It's not my farting that bothers my wife, it's me yelling ""Release the Kraken!!"" right before I do it."

"""Good parenting isn't giving your kid everything she needs, but giving her the tools to get it for herself"" I say, handing my 6yo a crossbow"