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Joke of the Day

"That's some crazy news about corn on the cob... Oh, I'm surprised you didn't **ear** about it!"

"Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is lying? A: Only a Bill Clinton supporter is too dumb to know the answer to this one."

"What do pickles do to make themselves look more beautiful They get Vlasic surgery"

"Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie? He was too far out."

"What did the magazine say to the comic book? Boy, do we have issues!"

"Do you know whats really odd? Numbers not divisible by 2."

"Microsoft will start making ... vacuum cleaners. It will be the only thing they make that doesn't suck."

"These Blondes Are Dumb when i was penetrating them, they kept asking me 'is it in yet?'"

"Why did a Mexican man throw his wife off a cliff? Tequila."

"My one night stand is pissed because I broke the other one."