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Joke of the Day
"What becomes packed between periods? School Hallways"
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"How do you put a condom on a elephant? You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh."
"""You wouldn't like me when I'm angry... Because I always back up my rage with facts and well documented sources"" -The Credible Hulk"
"Once again, I've forgotten what time class starts... When will I ever learn?"
"I ran 3 miles this morning, so if I did my math correctly, I can eat 3 pounds of cake today."
"My analyst says I anthropomorphize... but It's only a problem when I do it to people."
"Why can't you ever trust an atom? Because they make up everything"
"What did the cow say to the other cow? HOLY SH*T A TALKING COW!"
"The UK could be the 51st State. It'd just be like moving in with your grandson."
"When suffering from insomnia I either count sheep or ask my GF how her day was."