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Joke of the Day

"History Trivia: In many photographs of Hitler,a golden retriever wearing a Nazi uniform can be seen. This is notorious war criminal Herr Bud"

"What happens when Captain America drinks water? He becomes hydrated."

"Who's the chief of the internet? E-ronimo!"

"I sneezed real hard, and while I did not break any bones, I did sustain some tissue damage."

"My fire alarm just went off because I took my shower. Ya, I know I'm hot when I'm naked, but come on now, let's all just calm down."

"Descriptivism is the right way of managing the English language, irregardless of what you think."

"What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear? T-shoes!"

"I just read an article about the damage cigarettes can do to young children. The first thought that occurred to me was ""What the fuck happened to using ashtrays?!"""

"The Pumpkin Spice Gang ~An over caffeinated pack of basic white girls that can do things with a selfie stick that you didn't think possible."

"I was in the confessional booth today and I asked the priest if he thought it might be a good idea to stop masturbating. He said ""Sure, if it bothers you, I'll stop."""