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Joke of the Day

"History Trivia: In many photographs of Hitler,a golden retriever wearing a Nazi uniform can be seen. This is notorious war criminal Herr Bud"

"Hitting on the nurse If you hit on the nurse that does your colonoscopy, and she says no to anal, you can say ""youve been up MY bum!"""

"My friends told me we were going for a ride and I called ""Shotgun""... ... they did'nt tell me we we're actually going for a drive-by. FML :("

"Why is your nose in the middle of your face? Because it's the scenter."

"Next time you take your dog for a walk, dress like a cop & pretend to be searching the neighborhood for drugs."

"What city is the favorite place for anti-Semites? Juno"

"A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation."

"Who has two thumbs and looks an awful lot like Alec Baldwin? Alec Baldwin"

"So the Jamaican said to the Arab.. ""Aye where you from? You from tha beach mon?"" The Arab replied ""Yemen!'"

"My nickname for my mother is Hannibal Lecture."