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Joke of the Day
"How often do Chinese people have elections? When they wake up every morning."
Next Joke
"Did you hear about the Mexican word of the day? Chicken wings My wife plays the lottery so chicken wings some money!!!"
"What's wrong with a broken alphabetizer? It's out of order."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Crispin ! Crispin who ? Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples !"
"What is Spider-Man's favorite rice? Uncle Bens!"
"Why reddit is a murderer. Because it killed me battery"
"The inventor of the Oxford Comma has died. Tributes have been lead by JK Rowling, his wife and the Queen of England."
"Damn boy, are you a wool sweater because you're irritating the shit out of me."
"I never wanted to believe that my father was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there."
"Want to know a 100% effective form of birth control? Abortion 0_o"