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Joke of the Day

"Weird Al and Vin Diesel should team up with a chip tune band Then they could be Al, Vin & The Chip Monks"

"Do you know why sharks don't eat clowns? They taste funny."

"I have very poor ninja skills when it comes to staring at cleavage."

"If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ."

"My girlfriend turned to me and said ""Dave, I think we've come to the end of the road."" ""Why?"" I said, shocked. ""We're in a lake."""

"a cauliflower is a plant explosion in extremeley slow motion"

"What's in a name? Mainly, letters that make sounds."

"What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ? A cry for Alp !"

"How can you tell if someone who's having a temper tantrum is on the phone? You get a tizzy signal!"

"My mother went missing in Vietnam during the war... Momma MIA!"