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Joke of the Day
"This is your captain speaking THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING"
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"They say Margaret is a raving beauty. You mean she's escaped from the funny farm?"
"During your interview, try ending every sentence with ""dot jpg"". ""How would you say you handle job pressure?"" --Not a problem.jpg"
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"I pushed the happy button... ...I just made it depressed."
"How do you hold an umbrella for a feminist without offending said feminist? She doesn't need one. The glass ceiling keeps her dry."
"When I get Christmas cards with pictures of my friends' kids on them, I just draw dicks all over their faces and send them back."
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"Why are Scientology and Proctology alike? It's all a load of shit."