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Joke of the Day
"It was definitely Adam and Steve - what kind of straight man hangs out in a garden??"
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"Her: ""Do you wear boxers?"" Me: ""What kind of sick person would wear dogs, anyway?"""
"Idea: a hat store called ""ALL CAPS"" where the salespeople yell at you the entire time."
"My girlfriend said she bought the lingerie for me, but then got upset when I put it on... I dont get women."
"Boss: Are you high? Me: If I was high could I do this? B: What? You aren't doing anything M: sorry I'm super high. What was the question?"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To say hello to the other side."
"Who robbed Lochte at the Olympics? Phelps."
"*empties an ice cube tray in the Arctic* ""You're free now."""
"What did Treebeard say when he took a piss? RELEASE THE RIVERRR!!!!!!!"
"""I Like My Drinks Like I Like My Women"" Cold, Stiff, and been in the cellar for the past few years."