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Joke of the Day

"Kenya please explain why you called Chad a Niger? You Congo around using words like that or all of a Sudan you Ghana have no place Togo"

"Both my son and daughter love reddit. That must mean it's heredditary."

"Why does the little mermaid wear seashells? Because B shells are to small and D shells are to big."

"Nice try, theatre ad. But some of us don't need to put our phones on silent, for we have prevented calls with our deplorable personalities."

"Whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? The boyscout comes home from camp"

"I don't know what's more embarrassing, accidentally sending nudes to your boss or getting a pay decrease as a result of your nudes."

"One of my favorite high expectation Asian jokes You masturbate? Why you no doctorbate?"

"[Later, Snake sees a Lizard] Snake (to God): DUDE! Seriously?? *God and Lizard high-five, adding insult to injury*"

"Pretty sure the neighbors are impressed with the banging and screaming they heard. Little do they know it was just me chasing a spider."

"My girlfriend surprised me with a car! It's a good thing she missed me."