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Joke of the Day

"Tattoos are a nice way to forever honor loved ones, like family members who have passed away, or skulls with bat wings that have passed away"

"What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times? Two octopuses shaking hands."

"So I'm opening a seafood restaurant... ...and my signature dish will be eel in a light Japanese batter. It will be called ""O Tempura! O Morays!"""

"Who would survive if Trump and Clinton both were stranded on a island? America"

"I wondered why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me... Tesicular cancer"

"Wanna hear a bird joke?! I don't have one... This is hawkward."

"I arrived at the annual premature ejaculation society. They said, ""Your early sir""? I replied, ""I know, I came on the bus"""

"I combined all my wrist watches to make a belt I guess you could say it was a *waist* of time"

"Still wondering if Rick Astley gives up anything for Lent."

"My sister asked me who sings the 'Black Beatles' song [OC] I told her probably John Melanin."