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Joke of the Day
"How do you clear out a veterans bingo hall? B 52."
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"What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals ? He went down really well !"
"Teacher With student.. Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it."
"I bet Hannibal Lecter was pretty disappointed when he found out a five finger discount had nothing to do with purchasing fingers."
"A very, very old one. A man is standing in an elevator, when a woman walks in. The woman asks ""Can I smell your balls?"" ""No you cannot smell my balls."" ""It must be your feet then."""
"Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy."
"Why don't women need umbrellas? Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen."
"My friend's bakery burned down last night Now his business is toast"
"Mrs. Bigger had a baby. Which one was bigger? The baby. It was a little Bigger."
"Blood types They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type O."