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Joke of the Day
"Hey, Facebook. Dead people can't read your RIP shoutouts, because death."
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"Investment question If a leopard and a cheetah both had companies, which stock should you buy? A: The leopard's, because cheetahs never prosper."
"American Politics That's it, that's the joke"
"Why do Asian girls have small breasts? Because their fathers want them to have A's."
"Interviewer: Give an example of a difficult scenario &how you handled it. Me: I poured a bowl of cereal, but had no milk. I used ice cream."
"What has ten letters and starts with gas? ""flatulence"""
"If I had a time machine I'd go back to Germany in 1933 and change my Facebook avatar to an anti-Nazi logo."
"With the amount of people who hide their identity online you'd think this place is rampant with superheroes."
"Lifeguards should focus more on water safety and less on me laying eggs in the sand."
"Bigfoot is like a father to me... ... I've only ever seen him in photos, never in real life."