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Joke of the Day
"What's an owl's favorite song? The Who's Who are you? Hoot hoot. Hoot hoot."
Next Joke
"A thief stole a toilet from the police station. At this point they have nothing to go on."
"[Hardware store] ME: I'll take one of those giant forks. WORKER: That's a rake. ME: I'm gonna eat so much spaghetti with that thing."
"Why do sharks live in saltwater? Because pepperwater makes them sneeze."
"I'm always frank with my sexual partners. Don't want them knowing my real name."
"HR says that we are no longer able to say to anyone ""if ignorance is bliss you must be such a happy person"" even if we smile as we say it."
"Why did Bob get fired from his job at the dildo factory? Because he got caught sitting on the job."
"What's the importance of capitalization? You can either help your Uncle Jack off a horse or help your uncle jack off a horse."
"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."
"What's big, green, fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table."