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Joke of the Day
"What's an owl's favorite song? The Who's Who are you? Hoot hoot. Hoot hoot."
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"What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes ? An Investigator."
"What does a arsonist and a bartender have in common? For special occasions, their cocktails are on the house."
"Why should rednecks NOT vote for Trump? Because Trump wants to build a wall, and a wall is what killed Dale Earnhardt."
"With all the ways to contact me on social media these days the police still smash through my door unannounced again?"
"Did you hear that the guys from ""The Expendables"" are doing a movie about classical composers? Arnold Schwarzenegger has already signed up, and said ""I'll be Bach."""
"I was walking down the street the other day when a man threw some cheddar at me... ... I said ""Well, that's mature!"""
"Even though the Miami Dolphins traded down in the draft... They still got the highest pick."
"What did the Medieval Gynecologist say to his patients? At your cervix, m'lady"
"Mrs Saggy: Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a facelift last week. Mrs Baggy: Tried to? Mrs Saggy: Yes they couldn't find a crane strong enough to lift her face!"