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Joke of the Day
"Even though the Miami Dolphins traded down in the draft... They still got the highest pick."
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"The brain is a wonder ful thing Why do you say that ? Because it starts working the second you get up in the morning and never stops until you get asked a question in class !"
"I swear my toddler yells at me in Vietnamese"
"What type of car would the Hamburglar drive? A Hamburghini."
"When I bought pizza today my hands started to spasm You could say I got Little Seizures."
"The Royal baby weighed in at almost 9 pounds Which is just under $15 US"
"Now if you'll excuse me, I have a cape to wear and whoosh noises to make."
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"Why was the cake afraid of mobsters? He knew they were going to ice him."
"Who's paying for Trump's wall? EveryJuan"