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Joke of the Day
"Why did Aristotle hate French fries? They were fried in ancient grease!"
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"Don't call it traditional marriage if it doesn't improve relations with neighboring fiefdoms"
"What do you call a deer that has really good eyesight? Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah"
"I do laundry so infrequently that anything not filthy feels fancy. ""Woah two clean socks? What is this, prom night!?"""
"Who was the first black guy to admit he was the father? Darth Vader."
"What do you get when you go to a rapper's vegetable farm? Beets by Dre"
"I don't understand you,"" cried my girlfriend. ""One minute you're really offensive to me and the next you're really polite."" ""Bitch, please,"" I said"
"My doctor told me I'm Bi-Polar I wasn't sure to laugh or cry."
"[NSFW] What is the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick in your ass."
"The name's Bond. Ionic Bond. Taken, not shared."