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Joke of the Day

"Is that sick enough for you?! I man calls in sick to work. His boss thinks he sounds fine so he says, ""You don't sound sick."" Man, ""IM FUCKING MY SISTER! IS THAT SICK ENOUGH FOR YOU!?"""

"I'll never forget my grandfather's last words Stop shaking the ladder, you little bastard!"

"2% of Japanese have cataracts... The rest drive Toyota and Nissan."

"New neighbours just moved in... I baked them some goodies as a welcome & a warning to never eat at my house."

"I nicknamed my urethra, Franklin."

"what You Call That 'THING'. After two hours of row, some big oaths,search of your wallet,mobile phone checking,and negative comments you can not make one 'THING' satisfied and thats called 'WIFE'."

"I disagree, but I respect your right to be stupid.!"

"I am SO TIRED! I found out that my wife was the woman of my dreams..., I haven't slept in 3 years"

"I like to play music loud It's kind of my forte."

"What idiot decided to call it chewing tobacco instead of chewbacca?"