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Joke of the Day
"Where do Chinese babies come from? Vachina"
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"[Morgan Freeman voice] Isolated from his group, this penguin will not survive [penguin voice] Hey dude, I can hear you."
"Why couldn't the troll catch any fish? Because other people took the bait."
"Anne Boleyn: My love, I wait for but one word from you Henry VIII: New phone who dis Anne: Your wife Henry VIII: Lol which one"
"When comedian Jimmy Carr was told by an obese women ""I think you're fatist,"" he responded, ""No. I think you're fattest."""
"[1st date] ""My birthday is on April 20th, so 4/20. Isn't that cool? When's yours?"" Oh, umm *sweating* Sextember 69th"
"Text from mom: How's my baby girl? Me: I'm moving back in. Mom: Your room is ready. Me: No, your uterus! Mom: Steph you drink too much"
"I put a sock on my doorknob To let people know I'm getting busy with another sock."
"What is Michelle Obama's favorite dish to cook? Baracolli"
"I once paid to see a man eating chicken one hour and three buckets of KFC later i realized what i paid for."