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Joke of the Day
"What's the cheapest kind of noodle you can buy? Penne."
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"My coworkers and I do this fun thing where they say 'It's so cold out!' and I say 'It's winter' and then we silently hate each other."
"Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? Because like most men, they won't stop to ask directions."
"Anyone want to hear a really Nepalling joke about an earthquake? Oh. Nvm..."
"How do frat boys cut down trees? With a sah, dude"
"I just drilled a bunch of holes It was a lot of boring work."
"What do you call it when Batman skips church Christian Bale"
"there's no attractive way to chase a ping pong ball"
"What did the Computer Engineer say? What did the computer Engineer say when he saw his favorite drink? ICT"
"There's nothing sadder than a bald eagle with a combover"