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Joke of the Day

"Now that Donald Trump will be President, I really hope he builds the wall. We need to keep all those crazy Americans contained."

"Good cop: We know it was you. Just confess. Murderer: I didn't do nothin' Breaks the fourth wall cop: Your name in this tweet is Murderer."

"I'm not a racist because racism is a crime And crime is for black people"

"Did you hear the news that Bill Cosby over dosed? the girl almost died!"

"I hate jokes about German sausage.. They're the wurst"

"I met a dwarf the other day He was a pretty down to earth guy."

"A man walks into a bar A paraplegic rolls."

"A gay joke Being gay is hard ass fuck"

"Few things in life are more pleasurable than turning off the lights in a public bathroom while people are still inside.."

"Have you heard the one about the agnostic with dyslexia and insomnia? He tossed and turned all night wondering if there was a dog"