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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a kid with one arm and three legs? Unfortunate."

"What's the longest you've stayed in bed? I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke"

"Old age homes suck people are dying to get out of there."

"What's terrible but never gets improved The bad jokes on this subreddit"

"What do you call a Muslim who is notoriously late for everything? 9/12"

"I queued up for ages to get cod earlier... ...but they sold out, so I got a battered sausage instead."

"Claim to fame Celebrities walk on red carpet because they are famous. I walk on toilet paper because I'm the shit!"

"Doctor Doctor I can't stop singing Delilah Oh that sounds like Tom Jones syndrome Is it common It's not unusual."

"Who delievers cat's Christmas presents ? Santa Paws !"

"Superman: Look, Lois! Up in the sky! It's a bird! *squints* It's a plane... *puts on glasses* Oh, it's a plane. Lois: CLARK?!?"