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Joke of the Day

"How's school, Hannah? ""Really tough, dad."" They're calling you Hannah Banana, aren't they? ""No-"" WHY THE HELL NOT"

"Lazy assholes.. They just don't give a shit."

"I'm not taking the Democrat convention seriously until someone starts talking to a table."

"Why don't the Chinese have casinos? Because they don't like Tibet"

"Why do giraffes have such long necks? Because their heads are so far from their bodies."

"Whats blue and bangs old ladies? Me in my lucky blue coat."

"Two people sitting in a park. They see 2 women, kissing, and whatsoever. Guy 1: I really like that, should we go up to them? Guy 2: Uh, lets be honest..."

"I like jokes about Ethiopians They never get old."

"Shout out to the people who don't know what the opposite of ""in"" is."

"I feel bad for all these athletes training for the Olympics in 2016 since we're all gonna die in 2012"