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Joke of the Day
"A chef was worriEd that he would mess up dessert... Turned out to be a piece of cake!"
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"What is the difference between the deflate gate controversy and my wife? Only one shows an interest in the balls."
"How to stop an unwanted DM. Hi, how are you? Me: Well, my ex has me on a wanted list because I'm a psychotic cow, how are you?"
"At the grocery store, buying 6 of the same item Cashier: Are these good? Me: No. I'm buying all of them just to save others from suffering"
"In a recent survey 9 out of 10 bros actually chose Ho's over each other."
"""We don't serve time travelers here"" A time traveler walks into a bar."
"I bought a used BMW from a cannibal yesterday. It cost me an arm and a leg."
"Two birds flying through the air... Flugen zwei Vogel durch die Luft. Sagt eine zum anderen, ""Vorsicht"" da kommt ein Hub-schrau-schrau-schrrau"
"I had the dream again, the one where I show up to a standardized test with a no.3 pencil."
"I once saw Harry Potter fall down a hill Jk, he was Rowling"