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Joke of the Day
"You know what I have found always kills the mood? The noise from a rape alarm"
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"What is a pirates favorite letter You probably think it's ""arrr"" but it be the ""c"""
"""One mans trash, is another mans treasure"" I guess thats a good way to say that your girlfriend is a whore..."
"Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? He died instantly."
"A redhead tells her blonde sister, ""I slept with a Brazilian..."" The blonde replies: ""Oh My Gosh! You slut! How many is a Brazilian?"""
"Pretty weird to think that in the future, there will be old people named 'Hailey' and 'Brayden' running around in vintage Twilight t-shirts."
"A black man, a Jewish man, and a Chinese man walk into a bar... and the bartender says ""Get the fuck out of here."""
"Where do you hide a hippie's weed? Under the soap."
"Leather armor is the best for sneaking because it's literally made of hide."
"Last night, I was laying in my bed, looking up the stars as I thought to my self.. Where the fuck is my roof??"