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Joke of the Day

"A redhead tells her blonde sister, ""I slept with a Brazilian..."" The blonde replies: ""Oh My Gosh! You slut! How many is a Brazilian?"""

"Me: Do you think its strange to talk to yourself? Me: No."

"How many Ron Pauls does it take to change a lightbulb?"

"I blow-dried my hair, now it looks like the mane of a majestic lion who is really good at video games"

"Him: I'm sorry, can we start over? Me: great idea! You introduce yourself, and this time I'll keep walking."

"Last night I hooked up with Edward Snowden's sister. believe me, she's the REAL whistle blower."

"We've run out of coffee so my girlfriend pressured me into knocking next door. So I knocked and awkwardly asked them to go to the shops."

"What happens to deposed kings? They get throne away."

"Yo mama is so fat ... she might die from a Cardiovascular Disease"

"Any funny student council election catchphrases for posters? I made jokes for last years sophomore election but can not think of any for this year. Any help redditors?"