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Joke of the Day

"A redhead tells her blonde sister, ""I slept with a Brazilian..."" The blonde replies: ""Oh My Gosh! You slut! How many is a Brazilian?"""

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? Two - One to arrest the light bulb for begging for change and other to beat the room because it's black."

"Q: What do you call a man who inherits a dairy? A: A Dairy Heir."

"A priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a horse all walk into a bar... The bartender looks up and says, ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""

"Why don't witches wear a flat cap? There's no point to it"

"So here i am sitting at a bar when a beat up blonde walks in. She ran into many bars."

"Isn't there part of everyone that hopes the Mayan calander is right? #letswrapitup #endofworld #creditcardbill"

"A Roman gladiator walks into a bar... ...and holds up two fingers. ""Give me five beers, please."""

"Why should you torrent only from French sites? Because it'll run faster."

"How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side."