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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an egg that is neither good nor bad? Mediyolkre."
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"Hey, you wanna hear a joke? Ya, so do I."
"I think I'll design something cool, get a bunch of people to like it, and then make it steadily worse with every update. Oops, been done."
"OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!!! 1): Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2): Die"
"So she texts: Do you want to see something exiting? Me: Yes, of course! Anddd she left the chat."
"Why do Bay Area gamers like Pier 39 Modern wharf air"
"How many babies does it take to paint a wall. It depends on how hard you throw them"
"What do you call a camel in Alaska? Lost."
"What's the difference between a baloon and a condom? When a balloon pops - there's one less. When a condom pops - there's one more. Or more."
"lazy limerick there once was a man from na-fuck it"