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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a baloon and a condom? When a balloon pops - there's one less. When a condom pops - there's one more. Or more."

"when you walk down on a up escalator, is that time travel? really makes you think"

"The inventor of large scholarly books showed me his factory. He said, ""Make yourself a tome."""

"Have you heard about the Rwandan massacre? They don't know Hutu blame."

"Being half German and half Jewish has its problems... Every time I walk by an oven I want to push myself in."

"Where do bros go for spring break? Gainzville."

"Why does a pony have a sore throat? Because it's a little hoarse."

"My new Girlfriend told me ""A small penis shouldn't be a problem in a loving relationship"" I still wish she didn't have one."

"I imagine one day my dearest friends will say at my funeral, ""Wow. What an idiot. Who chokes to death on orange sherbet?"""

"My mom asked me if I would still date a girl who had cancer and lost her hair from chemo. i told her, ""Of course, that just means she has better head!"""