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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a camel in Alaska? Lost."
Next Joke
"What's one good thing about living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus."
"There are three things I can never remember.... There....um....uh....dang it! I forgot!"
"I saw on the news that when snorted, nutmeg becomes a mild hallucinogen. So I'm going to work today 'megged the fuck outta my mind."
"What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb? If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner."
"I hope I don't get bitten by a vampire when I'm old and have to spend eternity as a senior citizen."
"What do you call an agreeable neighbor? ....a yaybor."
"Q: What did the leper say to the hooker? A: Keep the tip."
"My dad was going out. He told me to watch the fire I said ""no thanks, I've seen it before"""
"A man walks up to a prostitute and propositions her for sex... She says to the man: ""Sorry, but I'm clothed for the day."""