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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a camel in Alaska? Lost."
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"[Me and a friend have movie night, order pizza and do some acid] Me: ""Hell yeah"" Friend: ""Hell yeah"" Pizza: ""Oh hell yeah"""
"I got arrested today for masturbating in public My lawyer then told me that we'd beat this together."
"I love the way earth rotates.... ..it really makes my day"
"Trump and Hillary fall into an ocean. Who will be saved? America."
"How do trees get onto the internet they log in"
"You're how old? *does quick math in head* Ok! I'm not old enough to be your mom ...lets do this! -justifying a bad decision with math"
"Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat? 'cause if they fell forward, they'd still be in the Fuckin' boat! I'll show myself out."
"When an employment application asks who is to be notified in case of emergency, I always write, ""A very good doctor""."
"Have you guys ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they"