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Joke of the Day
"I'm going to skip home tonight because sometimes life is seriously brilliant. *throws confetti*"
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"If you used a keyboard with built-in speakers, you would be...? Stereotyping."
"Hey venus flytrap got you a treat how bout a big ol juicy bug open your mouth..BOOM THATS A MILK DUD you're a plant you eat sunlight idiot"
"Knock Knock. Christmas. Who's there? Oops, looks like Christmas came early this year."
"If you're going to walk really slowly in front of me you should at least have the courtesy to have a slammin booty."
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"I used to supply filofaxes to the mafia I was involved in very organised crime"
"congrats Seahawks on winning the super bowl from all of here in the 3rd world countries"
"Why is Helen Kellers belly button bruised? Her boyfriend is blind too."
"Swiss cheese is cheating cheese cause there's holes where there could be more cheese stay woke."