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Joke of the Day
"I joined a reggae band playing the triangle. I just stand at the back and ting."
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"Did you hear about the gay turtle? Finally came out of it's shell."
"Do you like fish sticks?"
"I still miss my ex-girlfriend occasionally Sometimes I'll get to my hiding spot outside her bedroom window just minutes after she's left"
"Q: Why are elephants gray? A: So you don't get them confused with blueberries."
"Shortest One-Liner ever Dwarf shortage"
"So I went around to a friends house... And on his mantle was a bronze statue of an animal butt. When I asked him about it he said it was a catastrophe."
"I'm undecided about masturbation. On one hand it feels great -Bo Burnham"
"FIRST MONSTER: I'm going to a party tonight. SECOND MONSTER: Oh are you? FIRST MONSTER: Yes I must go to the graveyard and dig out a few old friends."
"How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw plastic forks at her."