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Joke of the Day
"Q: What did the tire say to the tire? A: I'm tired!"
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"I recently saw a Broadway production about the origin of language It was just a play on words"
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"Barista won't write ""Air Bud was bullshit"" on my coffee cup. We've been arguing for 20 minutes. HE'S A DOG THAT PLAYS BASKETBALL"
"Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants."
"What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand."
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