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Joke of the Day
"The day before Rosh Hashanah... can be called adam's eve."
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"Lorde wrote her Grammy nominated album at age 14. My son is 13 and has let the bathtub overflow twice while he was sitting INSIDE of it."
"Hey Jude. I ran out of advice, so I'm just going to go nah nah nah nah for the next nine minutes."
"Funny thing about National Cleavage Day is that girls with big boobs celebrate it everyday. Hallelujah."
"You know you're married when you find her sexier with clothes on."
"What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle? I'm in the middle of *no Wear*"
"What's a feminists least favorite Pokemon? Abra!"
"How does a farmer find a sheep in the long grass? Satisfying"
"An enterprising divorce lawyer would set up a booth on a Sunday at a cut-your-own Christmas tree farm."
"If anyone lost a roll of hundred dollar bills, with a rubber band around it...... I found the rubber band."