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Joke of the Day

"I blow on Nintendo cartridges and they work. I blow on women and they still won't sleep with me. LIFE IS SO CONFUSING SOMETIMES."

"A guy walks into a bank with a gun I don't know what happens next I was outside."

"I told my friend that he can do anything he puts his mind to... ...he told me to lick my own pussy."

"What's a ghost's favorite sexual fetish? Boo-kake"

"If acne on your back is ""back-ne""... Then what is acne on your knee called?"

"I see your eyes lookin me up and down, baby. Mhmm. Huh? Toilet paper hangin out of my pants? Oh."

"What do you call a German with no good inside? Guten free."

"What do fat chicks do in the summer? Stink."

"My girlfriend is like a bagpipe When I squeeze her she makes annoying noises."

"Some people like those European youngsters... But I prefer the euthanasia"