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Joke of the Day

"Some cool ways to trick a woman into bed include ""being kind,"" ""making her feel special"" & ""showing her respect."" They love that shit!"

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"being single in apartments is the best cos you can listen to couples fight all the time. so comforting. like being inside during a storm"
"What do you call a guy stuck in the same job for 30 years? A four term US senator."
"Unfortunately Katy Perry, I couldn't fit in the skin tight jeans so instead of a teenage dream my husband gets Blair Witch."
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Who needs light bulbs under a glass ceiling?"
"What does a flamboyantly gay Gingerbread man do when he gets angry? He ginger-snaps. http://i49.tinypic.com/22gqk7.jpg"
"A LOT of people have been photobombing my shots of Waldo"
"Why are there so many trees in Harlem? Public Transportation"
"TIFU by calling a flight attendant a stewardess. Man did he get pissed off."
"[Founding Fathers] -But how do we get court witnesses 2 tell the truth? -They swear on a bible? -Thats stupid -Hey lunch's here -Done[gavel]"