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Joke of the Day

"Some cool ways to trick a woman into bed include ""being kind,"" ""making her feel special"" & ""showing her respect."" They love that shit!"

"""The name's And The Giant Peach. James And The Giant Peach."""

"clever pupil makes fool his teacher PUPIL: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do? TEACHER: off course not. PUPIL: good, because I didn't do my homework."

"Apple fitness products don't work. I tried the iHop and it only made me gain weight."

"You ever pump your gas slowly on purpose so no one realizes you only had $3 on you"

"DID YOU KNOW? If you sleep on your side every night, your face eventually slides around your head like on a flounder."

"How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb? Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him."

"What's the difference between A circus and a brothel? One has a cunning array of stunts.."

"Why was the road in so much pain? Because it has a carpool tunnel."

"Just got a nosebleed. Thank God my head isn't pregnant!"